yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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