You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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