Dual....:-)
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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