so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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