Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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