i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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