I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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