great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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