drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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