Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
so let's talk penis.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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