Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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