I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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