He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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