didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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