Christians are straight up FREAKS
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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