oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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