I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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