Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I would ride that face into the sunset
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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