This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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