i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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