Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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