Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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