yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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