I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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