i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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