I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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