wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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