sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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