R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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