Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
