My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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