Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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