apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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