just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
