I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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