i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
