Christians are straight up FREAKS
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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