Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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