idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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