you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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