When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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