Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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