I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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