What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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