Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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