I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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