Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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