sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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