oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
What a dumb baby whore.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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