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(503): View more from Oregon

I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?

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(210): View more from Texas

Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.

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(407): View more from Florida

I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.

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