No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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