Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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